New shows for the Month of June

Does your maid’s I.Q. make you wanna tear your hair out?
"Incompetencies" take center stage this June at the One Acts with Niel de Mesa’s new comedy Ayayayayaya!


Award winning playwright Niel de Mesa launches his new proverbial and anecdotal comedy about Yayas and Maids this June (9,10,16,17,23,24,30, until July 1)! Ayayayayaya will be onstage Fridays and Saturdays of June at the One Acts Theater in Kamuning. Laugh out loud on this one as Dottie, a college student cramming for her orals, suffers the consequences of her Yaya’s intellectual foibles. A funny romp on incompetency and the truth that everyone is afraid to be exposed as incompetent is the backbone of the play. This show should be a treat for all the college students and yuppies who are thinking of shifting to another course or career.

The play runs in tandem with The Man who Couldn’t Dance by Jason Katims. Respectively, this candid and raw drama is about how trivial and petty things can ruin a relationship. Eric, the lead character, comes back to establish civil ties and visits his ex-girlfriend who is now married and recently gave birth. The play stars Koiné veterans Kenneth Keng and Frankie Pascua.

Call 4104485 or 09165251038 to reserve Koiné’s limited seats. Koiné One Acts is located at 2/f FORAB Bldg. 121 Kamuning Rd., QC (white bldg. near cor Edsa and Kamuning). Reserved Seating only. Audience members who will arrive later than 7:15pm forfeits their reservations automatically to give way to walk-ins. You can visit Koiné One Acts at www.amazingkoineshows.com or email them at ktfi2001@yahoo.com.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Greenday impersonators? Nah. Although they come close to looking like it. Still, they have this really cute song that just has to make you smile when you hear it. You can smirk too if you find it utterly annoying, but smile because it's amusing. Karelate ka ba?

Lagi Mo Na Lang Akong Dinededma
Rocksteddy

Matagal ko ng gustong malaman mo
Matagal ko ng itinatago-tago 'to
Nahihiyang magsalita
At umuurong aking dila
Pwede bang bukas na
Ipagpaliban muna natin 'to

Dahil kumukuha lang ng tiyempo
Upang sabihin sa iyo

Mahal kita, pero 'di mo lang alam
Mahal kita, pero 'di mo lang ramdam
Mahal kita, kahit 'di mo na ako tinitignan
Mahal kita, kahit 'di mo lang alam, ohwoh..

Matagal ko ng gustong sabihin 'to
Matagal ko ng gustong aminin sa'yo
Sandali, eto na
At sasabihin ko na
Ngayon na, mamaya
O baka pwedeng bukas na

Dahil kumukuha lang ng buwelo
Upang sabihin sa iyo

Mahal kita, pero 'di mo lang alam
Mahal kita, pero 'di mo lang ramdam
Mahal kita, kahit 'di mo na ako tinitignan
Mahal kita, pero 'di mo lang alam, ohwoh..

Ngunit kumukuha lang ng tiyempo
Upang sabihin sa iyo

Mahal kita pero hindi mo lang alam
Hindi mo alam kasi hindi mo naman ako tinitignan
Ayaw mo naman itanong sa akin
Kasi baka nga naman hindi naman ikaw
At hindi ko rin naman sa'yo sasabihin
Kasi ayoko pa sa ngayon na manligaw
Mahal kita pero hindi nga lang halata
Hindi halata kasi wala naman akong ginagawa
Hindi ako kumikibo, hindi ako nagsasalita, wala!
Pero hindi ako torpe
Hindi ko lang talaga masabi sa'yo ng harapan
Mahal kita pero dehins mo pa rin ramdam
Hindi mo ko titignan, hindi rin kita titignan
Lagi mo lang akong pakikiramdaman
Lagi rin kitang pakikiramdaman
At araw-araw tayong magdededmahan
Hanggang sa tayo ay magkabistuhan
Pero ngayong malapit nang matapos ang kanta ko
Nais kong magkaalaman na
Nais kong ako na rin ang magsabi sayo ng harapan
Kasi alam kong dun din naman ang tuloy nyan
At dalawa rin lang naman ang posibleng sagot dyan, oo o hinde
Kaya eto na sasabihin ko na para matapos na
At hindi na magka-tsismisan pa
Sasabihin ko na para wala nang problema
At para hindi na rin kayong lahat nabibitin pa

Mahal kita, pero 'di mo lang alam
Mahal kita, pero 'di mo lang ramdam
Mahal kita, kahit 'di mo na ako tinitignan
Mahal kita, kahit lagi mo na lang akong dinededma

"Moving On"

When I think about my life
I wonder if I will survive
To live to see 25 or will I just fall?
Like all my friends, they just keep dying.
People round me, always crying.
In this place that I like to call my home.

Not everybody knows that everybody goes to a better place
Not everybody knows that everybody could be living their last days
But the hard times will come, and we'll keep moving on.
We're moving on.
Keep moving on
Life.
Hope.
Truth.
Trust.
Faith.
Pride.
Love.
Lust.
On without the things we've lost but things we've gained we'll take with us.

And all I've got are these two hands to make myself a better man
I wonder if I'll ever see the end of this
With all this rain it just keeps falling
On my head and now I'm calling
Out to someone else to help me make it through

Not everybody knows that everybody goes to a better place
Not everybody knows that everybody could be living their last days
But the hard times will come, and we'll keep moving on.
We're moving on.
Keep moving on
Life.
Hope.
Truth.
Trust.
Faith.
Pride.
Love.
Lust.
Pain.
Hate.
Lies.
Guilt.
Laugh.
Cry.
Live.
Die.

Some friends become enemies some friends become your family
Make the best with what you're givin
This ain't dying this is livin
Said were movin on and we've got nothin to prove
To anyone
Cause we'll get through
Were movin on and on and on and on and on and on and on....
Keep movin on
Life.
Hope.
Truth.
Trust.
Faith.
Pride.
Love.
Lust.
Pain.
Hate.
Lies.
Guilt.
Laugh.
Cry.
Live.
Die.

Some friends become enemies some friends become your family
Make the best with what you're givin
This ain't dying! this is livin!

...so smile and be thankful for what you've got...LA VIE BOHEME

It's a pity I wasn't able to make an entry to commemorate the events of yesterday. It was such a wonderful day that I feel guilty not being able to document it...oh it wasn't perfect...not at all...something was missing...but so many other things occupied me it almost felt like sin to feel bad about the day...

that date with Ren was just hilarious...well how could it not be if you're watching Date Movie...friggin shit!! My brain cells evaporated after that movie...I even had a hard time writing my stuff down on the Blue Rep log book last night...complete system shut down...hehe...it was soo funny in a gross sort of way...hehe...we didn't get to stay out longer cuz I thought mom would be picking me up early...(got scared when she texted me halfway through the movie asking me to go home early...ack takas pa naman ako!!!) hehe!

studyin in SBC with Belle is as productive and as valuable as ever...really love that place...it has magic...it makes the part of my brain that governs my math skills work!! seriously!!! Math went by like a breeze...I don't feel like crap about Physics anymore..there's still a chance of getting a c+..if only I'd study this weekend for our final test...which once agian is on the same day as my last math long test!!!! woohoo!!! March 16 here I come!!!!...but I know I'll get through this if God wants me to...:)

I'm missing something...

And I thought the day couldn't get any better...goodness...it's so unbelievable...I never thought it would actually come true...at least not any time soon! My new phone arrived last night fully wrapped in a fancy gift wrapper...(X-mas nga lng ung wrapper)...it was March 9 yesterday, and it has been a tradition that I celebrate my birthday every month...(I was such a spoiled brat when I was a kid...maybe even more now...)well even a simple happy birthday was foin by me...this "tradition" has not been practiced for some time now because there were other things worth minding than silly traditions...alas...mom did something more than greet me...she gave me the gift of a life-time, A MONTH AFTER I TURNED 18!!!! hehe!!! this phone is to last till the day I get out of law school...IT'S THAT EXPENSIVE and EFFICIENT! Nokia N70...you are my dream come true...hehe...finally a CAM PHONE for a CAM WHORE...what more could I ask for???? I was soo grateful and happy that my smile lasted till I got home from Medical city...yeash I was smiling while I was in the friggin hospital!

But...I'm still missing something...

IRIS
And I'd give up forever to touch you
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now
Verse 2

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight
Chorus

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
Verse 3

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive

Chorus

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
Chorus

I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

...for the first time...I turly understand what these words mean...goodbye highschool...hello reality.

"Life's too short babe, time if flying...I want baggage that goes with mine!"

yeah...you never know when you're last minute will be...who might be the last person you'll see...or the last thing you'll think of...before it fades away and everything is forgotten...

but despite that...we keep on wasting time as if we have enough to spare...and never learn no matter how many times we realize this...most of us never work on it...I'm writing this now...but tomorrow I'll probably forget about it...and then I'll continue on with dragging myself from one hour to another hoping the day would just end...

I just want..ONE DAY...where I will wake up wanting to live this day to its fullest...to wake up in such a good mood, that I'd want to go to every class without dreading it...a day where nothing or no one can get my mood to crash...a day that I'd want to last forever...

well now that's my wish...daddy Macky...me wish nako...hehe!

--randomness hit me...

I've been RENTified...it's so powerful it's suffocating...but it's easier this way...than to let it flow the way I would...
Without you (a duet by Mimi and Roger)
Without you, the ground thaws,
the rain falls, the grass grows.
Without you, the seeds root,
the flowers bloom,
The children play.
The stars gleam, the poets dream,
the eagles fly, without you.
The earth turns, the sun burns,
but I die, without you.
Without you, the breeze warms,
the girl smiles, the cloud moves.
Without you, the tides change,
the boys run, the oceans crash.
The crowds roar, the days soar,
the babies cry, without you.
The moon glows, the river flows,
but I die, without you.

The world revives,
Colors renew,
But I know blue, only blue, lonely blue, within me blue
Without you. Without you the hand gropes, the ear hears, the pulse beats.
Without you, the eyes gaze, the legs walks, the lungs breath.
The mind churns!
The mind churns!
The heart yearns!
The heart yearns!
tears dry, without you.
Life goes on, but I'm gone.
'Cause I die, without you.
Without you.
Without you.
Without you


...don't you take away what I treasure so much